All four of the freecreditreport.com ads in one video.

LYRICS:
Pirate:
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants.
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It’s all because some hackers stole my identity.
Now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea.
Should’ve gone to freecreditreport dot com. (Yeehaw).
I could’ve seen this coming at me like an atom bomb.
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts.
So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts.

Dream Girl:
Well, I married my dream girl. I married my dream girl.
But she didn’t tell me her credit was terrible.
So, now instead of living in a pleasant suburb. We’re living in the basement at her… mom and dad’s.
Now we can’t get a loan for a respectable home. Just because my girl defaulted on some ancient credit card.
If we’d gone to free creditreport.com I’d be a pleased bachelor with a dog and a yard.

New Car:
Well I was shopping for a new car, which one’s me
A cool convertible or an SUV
Too terrible I didn’t know my credit was whacked
’cause now I’m driving off the lot in a used subcompact
F-R-E-E that spells free
credit report.com baby
Saw their ads on my tv
thought about goin’ but was too bone idle
Now instead of lookin’ flyin’ roling phat, my legs are stickin’ to the vinyl and my posse’s getting laughed at
F-R-E-E that spells free,
credit report.com baby!

Bike:
Check it out
Gas prices
Blowing up sky high
Ditch my used sub-compack
For a 2 wheel drive
Now I’m rolling eco friendly
But I still look terrible
When the bike store saw my credit
They said this is all they had
I’m singin’
F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E D I T
Re to port to the dot to the com
Come on everybody
grab your bike and sing along
its simple

Duration : 0:2:32

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